Andre says, “how the fuck did Will.I.Am get Mick Jagger for this song….”
(Source: the-modern-guilt)
Andre says “I’m sorry….this sepia tone wash on your camera is very uncomfortable….forgive me if I smolder.”
(Source: chelseafootballclubs)
Andre enters the pub. Cameras know not to waste pixels.
Andre says “This is a great duster isnt it spark?”
(Source: avb-chelsea)
Andre says “whats got two thumbs and looks dead sexy in a duster? This guy.”
Andre says Park can suck it.
